Much earth-shaking; small buildings fall down; you gore everyone within reach.
Ten days later people armed with chocolate can approach you.
If you want to say something nasty about someone, you don’t sneak around; you just open your mouth and blast away. Annoying habits: Temper gauge 0º to boiling point is instantaneous, and occurs roughly every two minutes because people just won’t do what you tell them, and you’ve lost the keys/hammer/remote control/plot. You are so insensitive and persistent that people usually give in and accept, just for a quiet life.
Toothpaste After a five-minute rant in the bathroom when you throw everything out of the window looking for your tube of toothpaste, you finally find it in the laundry basket. Punctuality You are either 30 minutes early, raring to go and incandescent that everyone else is late, or you turn up four days later at a different venue and are outraged that the expedition went without you. This glittering prize must not criticize anything you do, or look at another person in your presence, but when you are bored, they can leave.
Anyways, these are the things that I have learned from dating men in America and these are very uniquely different experiences. Quite frankly I don’t think either of them is very effective.