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When I say no, I mean NO.""On a chilly night in October, an adorable friend of a friend invited me back to his place after dancing. We got to his charming apartment and low and behold, he was into taxidermy. Being that it's New York City and the apartments are small, all he had room for was a stuffed squirrel, lying on his fireplace mantle on its side. He's one of those 'I go to the gym every day and drink things that involve raw eggs and grass' types. So we're getting all hot and heavy, clothes start coming off and he starts grunting. He starts grunting, shaking his head from side to side, rolling his shoulders around. I was like, is he about to bench press me, or do me? I had to stop him because I was so freaked out, so I got my clothes and left.
The closer we get to intercourse, the crazier this gets. I got a dozen roses the next day with a note saying, 'So sorry for my King-Kong like behavior.
So take note, boys and girls: women love you and want to sleep with you, but not if you are trying to seduce us in a spectacularly dirty room, or, you know, pee on us (unless that's your deal, in which case, no judgment).