“If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.” 31. Sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.” 32.
“Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
“Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight! “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you’re a fox! “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.” 37.
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Love them or hate them, these funny chat up lines could seriously damage your dating success and love life… “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off? “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?
“Screw me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me don’t you?
Then when you can get a moment alone with her, walk over with a smile and say "Will you stop staring at me already. " You can bet that a girl who is making solid eye contact with you will be able to see the humor in this approach.